Monday, October 24, 2011

Trainer Required for AutoCad, 3DsMax SitesPower Training Center

SitesPower Training Center

Trainer Required for AutoCad, 3DsMax
SitesPower Training Center

Trainer required to teach AutoCad, 3DsMax and Preferably Maya courses in Dubai.

المهارات

- Graduate and certified in Autodesk AutoCad, 3DsMax
- Teaching Experience
- Hands-on product experience
- Real Life experience
- English Fluent - Arabic is a benefit
- Presentable
- Good communication and training delivery skills
- Flexible to work split shifts

وصف الشركة

SitesPower Training Institutes, with the head office in Dubai UAE (Sh. Zayed Rd), specializes in customer driven corporate training solutions. With this customer service approach, pre- course and post- course consulting and assessments are critical to effectively customizing our certification training courses to meet your training goals. Training programs are tailored from certification courses in a wide range of areas to deliver exact skills your staff need. Our course clients include numerous prestigious organizations in Dubai, the United Arab Emirates, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Kuwait, Bahrain, Oman and more. From our track record in customer service for customized training, SitesPower has earned numerous achievements since launching course offerings in Dubai 2001:

Furthermore, SitesPower is the only training center or institute in Dubai to have these international training authorizations while also accredited by the UAE Ministry of Education (certificates can be attested for course achievement from Dubai & Sharjah Education Zones). Career development certification programs available in Dubai and Sharjah public course schedules, if course prerequisites met, for:

- Management & Soft Skills Courses : leadership, team building, motivation, business communication, customer service, project management professional PMP, Risk Management, ITIL Service Management

- IT Courses : ITIL Foundations, Microsoft MCSE, MCTS, MCITP, MCPD, Cisco, AutoDesk AutoCad & Maya, Computer Graphics ( Adobe Photoshop, Illustrator ) Microsoft Office, ICDL course & certification exams (Dubai & Sharjah)

- Business Communication & English Language

تفاصيل الوظيفة

  • مكان الوظيفة: دبي, الامارات
  • الدور الوظيفي: التعليم/التدريب
  • مجال الشركة: تعليم/تدريب/مكتبات
  • طبيعة عمل الشركة: صاحب عمل (القطاع الخاص)
  • تاريخ الالتحاق بالعمل: غير محدد
  • نظام العمل: دوام كامل
  • مجال العمل: موظف
  • الراتب الشهري: غير محدد
  • يتطلب إدارة موظفين آخرين: غير محدد
  • عدد الوظائف الشاغرة: 1

المرشح المفضل

  • الكادر الوظيفي: متوسط الخبرة
  • عدد سنوات الخبرة: الحد الأدنى: 1
  • مكان الإقامة: غير محدد
  • الجنس: غير محدد
  • الجنسية: غير محدد
  • الدرجة العلمية: غير محدد

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Teradata Consultants Penta Consulting Limited


Teradata Consultants urgently required for projects based in the Middle East region. Must have extensive SQL / Teradata project experience. Developing SQL on Teradata Familiar with concepts of Teradata, Experience in BI especially designing and building an access layer. Teradata, Teradata OLAP connector.

المهارات

Teradata
SQL
BI

وصف الشركة

Multi-award winning Penta Consulting is one of the most successful ICT recruitment companies operating in over 85 countries across the world. Established eleven years ago Penta is a leading international technical staffing company, so whether you are looking for a contract or permanent position, or you are a senior executive our highly trained recruiters will work with you to find the opportunity you are looking for.

We are a professional and innovative organisation that operates to the very highest standards and our ambition to be the best in our field has won us a number of high profile business and industry awards. Our strategy of remaining focused on our core ICT business has resulted in unrivalled expertise and competency in this arena. We offer an exceptional personal service and a high level of contractor care.

In 2011 we have won Best International Recruitment Firm and were shortlisted for Best IT Recruitment Firm in the 2011 Recruiter Awards for Excellence. We have been listed by the Sunday Times as the 14th Best Small Companies to Work For and we have a three star outstanding status from Best Companies.

تفاصيل الوظيفة

  • مكان الوظيفة: أبو ظبي, الامارات
  • الدور الوظيفي: التقني
  • مجال الشركة: خدمات استشارية
  • طبيعة عمل الشركة: صاحب عمل (القطاع الخاص)
  • تاريخ الالتحاق بالعمل: غير محدد
  • نظام العمل: غير محدد
  • مجال العمل: غير محدد
  • الراتب الشهري: غير محدد
  • يتطلب إدارة موظفين آخرين: غير محدد
  • عدد الوظائف الشاغرة: 1

المرشح المفضل

  • الكادر الوظيفي: متوسط الخبرة
  • عدد سنوات الخبرة: غير محدد
  • مكان الإقامة: غير محدد
  • الجنس: غير محدد
  • الجنسية: غير محدد
  • الدرجة العلمية: غير محدد

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السعودية: تمويل كلية للعلوم الطبية بمصر مقابل تشغيل نصف الخريجين بالمملكة

   
السعودية: تمويل كلية للعلوم الطبية بمصر مقابل تشغيل نصف الخريجين  بالمملكة.
السفير السعودي بالقاهرة أحمد القطان
 
ابدى السفير السعودى بالقاهرة رغبة بلاده فى تمويل انشاء كلية العلوم الطبية بالتعاون مع وزارة التعليم العالى في مصر على ان يسمح بسفر نصف الخريجين للعمل فى المملكة.
وقال أحمد السيد الدبيكى نقيب العلوم الصحية بأنه بحث خلال لقائه مع الدكتور مدحت الرفاعى مساعد وزير الصحة لشئون التطوير والتدريب امكانية الاسراع باستصدار قرار بانشاء الكلية.
وقال أحمد السيد الدبيكى ان الامور اصبحت ايسر بكثير بعد توفر الميزانية اللازمة لذلك عن طريق السفير السعودى بالقاهرة الذى ابدى رغبة بلاده فى تمويل المشروع مع اشتراط سفر نصف الخريجين للعمل بالسعودية.
وقال ان المكان متواجد بالفعل وهو مكان المعهد الفنى الصحى الحالى بامبابة وان التمويل متوفر بالإضافة الى المناهج التى اعدتها لجنة التعليم بالنقابة بالتعاون مع الدكتور ممدوح محفوظ ومجموعة من الاكاديميين .
من جانبه، أكد الدكتور مدحت الرفاعى مساعد وزير الصحة لشئون التطوير والتدريب فى تصريح له ان وزارتى الصحة والتعليم العالى تبذلان كل الجهد لخروج المشروع للنور فى اقصر وقت ممكن.

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وظائف فى الامارات Paralegal (Trademark/IP) Gulf Recruitment Group

Gulf Recruitment Group

Paralegal (Trademark/IP)
Gulf Recruitment Group

An exciting opportuity has arisen to work within a top Law firm in Dubai within their Commercial Department

Duties include:
.Preparation of Routine correspondence and draft deeds of assignment/draft registered user agreements
.Managing the prosecution of Trademark application cases
.Supporting Commercial Department Lawyers with file organization, dealing with invoice queries, drafting of letters, monitoring or deadlines
.Compile documents and evidence to attach to declarations or affidavits ensuring 100% accuracy and information matches the corresponding statements in the affidavits or declaration
.Organise billing or clients
.Undertake ad hoc projects as given by the Trade Mark team

المهارات

Candidate Requirements:

You must hold either a LLB or LPC or BVC
Good communication skills
Organized and motivated and will take ownership of own workload
Experience working within a top tier law firm
Some exposure to IP/Commercial work is an advantage
Newly qualified candidates will be considered
Arabic language skills desirable, but not essential

المستوى التعليمي

LLB Degree, LPC Course

وصف الشركة

The Gulf Recruitment Group specializes in Finance, Sales & Marketing, Engineering & Construction and HR recruitment. Serving the GCC and MENA Region.

تفاصيل الوظيفة

  • مكان الوظيفة: دبي, الامارات
  • الدور الوظيفي: القانون
  • مجال الشركة: قانون
  • طبيعة عمل الشركة: شركة توظيف
  • تاريخ الالتحاق بالعمل: غير محدد
  • نظام العمل: دوام كامل
  • مجال العمل: موظف
  • الراتب الشهري: US$4,000 - $5,000
  • يتطلب إدارة موظفين آخرين: نعم
  • عدد الوظائف الشاغرة: 1

المرشح المفضل

  • الكادر الوظيفي: متوسط الخبرة
  • عدد سنوات الخبرة: الحد الأدنى: 2 الحد الأقصى: 5
  • مكان الإقامة: غير محدد
  • الجنس: غير محدد
  • الجنسية: غير محدد
  • الدرجة العلمية: بكالوريوس

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Senior English Copywriter – Global advertising agency Gulf Recruitment Group

Gulf Recruitment Group

Senior English Copywriter – Global advertising agency
Gulf Recruitment Group

A global advertising agency, with a long established Middle East presence, is looking to add a Senior English Copywriter to their award winning creative team.

They have an extensive list of global and regional clients, across multiple sectors, and have received numerous awards both regionally and internationally.

المهارات

We are looking for a Senior Copywriter with at least 3 years experience working with an established agency, preferably in the region. Previous experience in a journalistic or artistic field would be a plus, but a strong portfoli, demonstrating your creative linguistic ability is essential.

The role will require you to work closely with an Art Director, reporting into a Creative Director, brainstorming on integrated regional and international campaigns, creating fresh and inciteful headlines and body copy to be used across various media, including TVC, print, radio and online. You will need to be able to integrate your ideas across the vaious media and to oversee the translation of your ideas into other languages, particularly Arabic, working closely with other copywriters to ensure the ideas continue to work.

The role will be very competitive, so please ensure you have all of the below before applying for the role:
-At LEAST 3 years copywriting experience
-A strong portfolio of work with multinational clients
-Experience in the Middle East, preferably with some knowledge of a second language (ideally Arabic)

If you are interested in furthering your career with one of the leading agencies in the world, then please send your CV in the strictest confidence.

وصف الشركة

The Gulf Recruitment Group specializes in Finance, Sales & Marketing, Engineering & Construction and HR recruitment. Serving the GCC and MENA Region.

تفاصيل الوظيفة

  • مكان الوظيفة: دبي, الامارات
  • الدور الوظيفي: التسويق
  • مجال الشركة: إعلان; فنون/ترفيه/إعلام
  • طبيعة عمل الشركة: شركة توظيف
  • تاريخ الالتحاق بالعمل: غير محدد
  • نظام العمل: دوام كامل
  • مجال العمل: موظف
  • الراتب الشهري: US$7,000 - $8,000
  • يتطلب إدارة موظفين آخرين: نعم
  • عدد الوظائف الشاغرة: 1

المرشح المفضل

  • الكادر الوظيفي: متوسط الخبرة
  • عدد سنوات الخبرة: الحد الأدنى: 3
  • مكان الإقامة: غير محدد
  • الجنس: غير محدد
  • الجنسية: غير محدد
  • الدرجة العلمية: غير محدد

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Brand Manager - Digital Marketing Oasis Ventures

Oasis Ventures

Brand Manager - Digital Marketing
Oasis Ventures

Digital Media and Marketing. If you have a marketing background and are interested in being involved at the ground level for a new and exciting company in Dubai serving the region and beyond, then this position is for you.

Our company is a start up, yet part of an overall collection of companies with over 15 years experience in the Gulf Region. The support of a large company with all of the innovation and energy that comes with starting something new. Do you want the excitement your current job lacks? Do you want a role that motivates you? Are you looking for the next BIG thing? Then this is the job, and we are the company for you!

• Develop digital and traditional strategies and objectives for assigned brands.

• Manage the development and implementation of marketing activities planned in cooperation with customers and partners.

• Manage workflow and budgets to ensure timeliness and profitability.

• Lead the development and implementation of effective advertising and promotional campaigns for the brands.

• Identify opportunities and recommend the launch of new items/products.

• Monitor performance against plans, recommending and implementing change where appropriate.

• Initiate and manage Market Research, following up with appropriate recommendations.

• Monitor competitor activity and recommend appropriate responses/action.

• Complete reports and carry out effective communication and handover activities in accordance with Company policies.

المهارات

Innovation, Initiative, Creativity, and a willingness to work hard!

• Bachelor's degree in Marketing, Business Administration or related field

• At least 3 years experience in the same role preferred

• Essential to have excellent Arabic and English written and verbal skills. Native Arabic speakers only, please

• Digital and / or Social Media Marketing experience and skills

Team player, pleasant, able to work under pressure, analytical, and able to prioritize!

وصف الشركة

Oasis Ventures FZ-LLC is a venture capital incubator company providing financial, strategic, human capital, branding, IT infrastructure, and other services to select holdings and outside clients.

Franchising, Licensing, and Joint Ventures are a means of providing both established and newly formed companies the opportunity to expand and develop through partnerships with Oasis Ventures where local sponsorship and global expertise is required.

To better support its clients located in various markets, Oasis Ventures developed and continues to utilize and improve its proprietary Financial Management System which is both multi-lingual and multi-currency allowing for comprehensive reporting and performance tracking tailored to specific needs and requirements of multi-national shareholders and managers.

تفاصيل الوظيفة

  • مكان الوظيفة: دبي, الامارات
  • الدور الوظيفي: التسويق
  • مجال الشركة: تسويق
  • طبيعة عمل الشركة: صاحب عمل (القطاع الخاص)
  • تاريخ الالتحاق بالعمل: 2011-12-01
  • نظام العمل: دوام كامل
  • مجال العمل: موظف
  • الراتب الشهري: غير محدد
  • يتطلب إدارة موظفين آخرين: لا
  • عدد الوظائف الشاغرة: 1

المرشح المفضل

  • الكادر الوظيفي: متوسط الخبرة
  • عدد سنوات الخبرة: الحد الأدنى: 3 الحد الأقصى: 10
  • مكان الإقامة: الإمارات العربية المتحدة
  • الجنس: غير محدد
  • الجنسية: الإمارات العربية المتحدة; البحرين; جيبوتى; الجزائر; مصر; العراق; الأردن; جزر القمر; الكويت; لبنان; ليبيا; المغرب; موريتانيا; عمان; فلسطين; قطر; المملكة العربية السعودية; السودان; الصومال; سورية; تونس; اليمن
  • الدرجة العلمية: بكالوريوس

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Lead Teacher Kidville

Kidville

Lead Teacher
Kidville

Job Duties
• Energetically teach classes following all lesson plans.
• Lead groups of young children and their parents/caregivers through different activities.
• Ensure that children are in a comfortable, safe, fun environment.
• Build positive relationships with co-teachers, parents, and children.
• Must be able to communicate well with parents regarding early learning and the value of play.
• Must be aware of the generally held expectations for development for newborns-6 year olds.
• Must understand the benefits and philosophy behind reflective teaching practices.
• Read and follow all policies as outlined in the Kidville Teachers Manual.
• Have excellent product knowledge of all programs offered at Kidville.
• Arrive in time to be well-prepared to teach all programs.
• Dress appropriately for all programs.
• Keep scheduled and unscheduled absences to a minimum.
• Accurately complete all time-off request paperwork.
• Communicate to the manager any supplies that need to be replenished or replaced to ensure we always have attractive, presentable materials.
• Properly care for all toys, materials, books, CDs and equipment to conserve resources.
• Adhere to cleanliness practices including disinfecting toys after each class.

Professional Development:
• Attend all teacher meetings.
• Continually self-evaluate and communicate development needs to the Early Childhood Development Manager.
• Read articles, books and papers pertinent to the field of early childhood learning.

المهارات

• Must have a genuine interest in working with young children and their parents/caregivers.
• 4-6 Years Experience in teaching and/or working with young children required.
• Post Graduate Degree preferred. University or College Degree required.
• Must be a team player.
• Must have enthusiasm, dedication, and a good work ethic.
• Must have experience with the Internet.
• Must be able to manage many tasks quickly and efficiently and be able to work in a high-pressure environment.
• Must have outstanding written and interpersonal communication skills.
• Must be fluent in English.

وصف الشركة

Named ‘Best of’ by New York Magazine, Kidville operates upscale facilities catering to newborns through five-year-old children and their families. We offer a wide range of developmental classes including enrichment, art, music, and gym for babies and toddlers. Kidville also features an indoor and outdoor playground (at select locations), a retail boutique, the Kidville Salon and offers fabulous ''''Big Blowout'''' birthday parties. Kidville opened its first location in July 2010 at the Walk in Jumeirah Beach Residences, and is opening new locations in Motorcity and Mirdiff in May 2011. Please refer to our website www.mykidville.ae for further details. تقدم الأن  

Technical Integrity Manager Shell وظائف خالية دبى


Shell's Upstream International Middle East (UIM) Region looks after assets in the Middle East and North Africa, with key existing operations in Oman, Abu Dhabi, Egypt, Iran, Oman, Pakistan, Iraq and Syria. We are currently exploring further opportunities in Saudi Arabia, Jordan and are also represented in Kuwait, Tunisia, and Algeria. The businesses of the region represent a mix of (1) mature assets in countries like Oman, Syria and Egypt with robust cash generation and a key focus on Operational Excellence and Competitive Costs, as well as (2) an unprecedented number of growth opportunities in Iraq, Enhanced Oil Recovery in Oman, as well as significant exploration potential.

The region is characterized by both its wide geographical/cultural spread and the complexity of the business relationships with host Governments and JV partners. With the exception of some of the exploration projects and Iraq Majnoon, none of the Shell's business in the region is "Shell-operated'' in a conventional sense. Within Shell, the region provides one of the best opportunities to achieve growth, and on an unprecedented scale. Business dimensions reflect activities in some 15 countries, with over 30 major fiscal contracts in place, currently delivering some 400 kboe/d upstream production in the mature assets, while incurring a total expenditure of some USD 4 bln on the various growth opportunities (all figures excluding Iraq projects).

We're currently looking to recruit a Technical Integrity Manager.

Responsibilities:


You provide the necessary process support, especially data gathering and analysis, activity assurance and will be a member of various committees at both global and regional forums. You manage the central delivery of key Asset Integrity - Process safety requirements in UIM and its ventures, and assists with regional sharing and dissemination of learning’s amongst UIM ventures and projects. You will also manage the Technical Integrity Hardware Barrier Verification contract in the Region in addition to other assurance duties.

You will lead the Technical Integrity assurance program in UIM, providing implementation support for the program in the ventures. You will support the Asset Integrity-Process Safety Management (AI-PSM) manager in embedding Process Safety requirements and business principals into UIM ventures policies and plans. You will assist the ventures and their asset teams to identify shortcoming in their AIPSM programs, and work with them in closing any gaps. You will also represent the function and UIM on Operational Excellence reviews and similar activities.

Significant regional travel will be undertaken in support of these activities.

المهارات

You must have significant experience in Production or Field Engineering especially within the oil & gas industry, with a degree in Engineering or relevant disciplines. In addition, you must have:

* Knowledge of international standards in Operations and Maintenance for surface production equipment and systems,
* Knowledge of basic principles of managing Technical Integrity in Projects and Operations,
* Strong knowledge in the development and usage of HSE cases, risk identification and mitigation techniques,
* Strong understanding of Risk and Reliability management basic principles and the use of root cause analysis methodology for major failures,
* Proven experience in leading technical audits and reviews,
* Experience in implementing main aspects of work planning, prioritization and preparation, shutdowns and turnarounds planning and execution,
* Knowledge in the development and use computerized maintenance management systems,
* Understand budget planning process, able to analyze and optimize costs, Identify cost improvement opportunities, and
* Know the latest technologies in surface production.

You must have strong influencing/coaching skills and the ability to deliver results through others.

وظائف فى دبى Online Marketing Assistant ICM Capital

o Online marketing and Google analytics reporting
o Social media updates/campaigns and profile management
o On-going liaison with internal clients to establish online needs
o Establishing the online needs of stakeholders particularly members to develop and improve the stakeholder's online experience
o Managing SEO activity
o Online marketing/engagement/updating training sessions for staff
o Demonstrating online best practice
o Enhancing engagement; encouraging online community sign ups and website visits through creative use of content
o Providing cover in the absence of other members of the team
o Understanding of all aspects of online marketing including online strategy and branding
o Excellent knowledge of digital trends, innovations, user experience and open source web platforms.
o Excellent working knowledge of Twitter, LinkedIn, Facebook and other social media platforms and measurement tools
o Ability to confidently write, edit and proof web copy including social media updates
o Experience of creating and launching websites and microsites from start to finish
o Experience in sourcing and planning online content to maximise stakeholder engagement
o Working knowledge of database marketing and PPC campaigns
o Fluent in optimisation techniques, applications and best practise
o Ability to absorb online needs from different departments, reflecting them in an online environment in a cohesive, 'on brand' way
Design, manage and implement internet marketing programs including paid search marketing, organic optimization, blog implementation and link-building
•Manage regular reporting and tracking, and report metrics appropriately and flagging issues for internal stakeholders
•Develop and manage budgets and metrics, understand and implement coding schemes for the purpose of tracking
•Analyze and report program performance; provide recommendations and results for improvement and new programs.
•Propose new internet marketing strategies
•Create feature specification documents to improve the website and other online projects.

المهارات

o Confident with excellent interpersonal skills with the ability to develop strong cross-departmental relationships; a team player and a natural networker
o A flexible approach with a can-do attitude and the ability to communicate and influence people at all levels
o A thorough understanding of digital approaches
o The ability to demonstrate creativity and a creative eye but results driven; focusing on delivering online projects from start to finish on time
o Organised with good time management skills and the ability to prioritise and deliver a changing workload
o Articulate with excellent written and verbal communication skills
o Attention to detail
o Proactive with the ability to work on own initiative
o An absolute professional with a full understanding of the importance of good customer service
o Commitment to and interest in the voluntary sector

وصف الشركة

ICM Capital offer our clients the opportunity to trade on Foreign Exchange (FX), and CFD Contracts on Oil (WTI & Brent), Indices, Silver and Gold using one of the most widely used retail trading platforms in the world Meta trader 4.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

مطلوب صيادلة حديثى التخرج للعمل فى المملكة السعودية

نقابة صيادلة مصر - الصفحه الرسمية
مطلوب صيادله حديثى التخرج 2008 / 2009 / 2010 للعمل بالسعوديه ..
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يرجى ارسال السيره الذاتيه على   
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Monday, October 10, 2011

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 مــــــــــحــــــــــمــــــــــد الدرويش C.V. بصريات واداره


 
MOHAMMED EL DARWISH
00201110432222
00201146663456
السلام عليكم... ابحث عن وظيفه في مجال البصريات او غيره
مرفق لسيادتكم السيره الذاتيه
اناحاصل على بكالوريوس المعهد العالي لتكنولوجيا البصريات
سنة 2001
خبره طويله في مجال البصريات والاداره العامه
وادارة المبيعات والتسويق
وادارة الموارد البشريه وخدمة العملاء والعلاقات العامه
داخل مصر وخارجها
 
وافر الشكر وفائق التقدير والاحترام
 
مقدمه لسيادتكم
محمد الدرويش


Saturday, October 8, 2011

صيدلي لصيدليه بجوار سيتي ستارز

مطلوب صيدلي/ صيدلانيه حديث التخرج للعمل بصيليه بجوار سيتي ستارز - م . نصر 24152730 0160216121

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

مطلوب لكبري المستشفيات في المملكة العربية السعودية

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Subject: [جروب الطب فى خ دمة الشعب] مطلو ب لكبري المستشف يات في المملكة العربية السعودي ة

مطلوب لكبري المستشفيات في المملكة العربية...
Alnayrouz Mohamed 10 سبتمبر 02:32 صباحاً
مطلوب لكبري المستشفيات في المملكة العربية السعودية

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Saturday, October 1, 2011

مقابلة لطلب الوظيفة في مصر !! ?؟

مقابلة لطلب الوظيفة في مصر !! ?؟
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واحد راح يقدم لوظيفة في شركة فلما دخل عندهم سألوه
متى يكون حاصل ضرب 3 × 3 = 10؟؟
فقال: عندما تكون الإجابة خاطئة
قالوا: ما هو الشيء الذي له أكثر من جناح ولا يطير؟
قال: الفندق
قالوا: ما هو الشئ إذا أكلت نصفه تموت ، وإذا أكلته كله ما يضرك شي؟
قال: سمسم
قالوا: من هو الرجل الذي يستطيع أن يقف على الأرض ورأسه فوق النجوم ؟
قال: الضابط
قالوا: ما هو أكبر عدد من المواليد يمكن أن تضعه النعامة ؟
قال: النعامة تبيض ولا تلد
قالوا : ما هو الشيء الذي بدونه لا تستطيع أن تحصل على الوظيفة في مصر ؟
قال: الواسطة
قالوا: و هل هي عندك ؟
قال : لا
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قالوا : طيب، خد الباب فى ايدك وانت خارج

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